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Distractability is at an all-time high and climbing with no foreseeable signs of a slow-down. Market indicators point to rising forgetfulness and decreased overall reliability pushing the trend forward at least into next week. Last Sunday's report on the instability of the Extended Family markets, although surprisingly bleak, was largely expected and it's impact was minor on most fronts. It did, however, fuel a rally from the small Let's-Move-to-New-York-Now fringe group. The groups fervor was assuaged quickly by a reaction launched through Logic and Reality execs. The fringe group did, however, bring attention to the relatively ignored increase in both music and literature consumption. Generally considered positive market factors, their increase in conjunction with the rising distractability and instability of related markets has some investors puzzled. Similar situations in the past have indicated sharp turn-downs that have sent investors scrambling to cut their losses. But the hopeful index has performed surprisingly well recently, up several points from last month. Combined with the unexpectedly positive Overall Outlook report, investors seem to be holding on. The bureau of work is reporting increased output on all fronts. But their report released Monday indicates they feel this is a temporary issue and output should stabilize again shortly. Experts continue to report that things are "pretty good" adding, after a moment, an emphatic, "honestly they are". They point to the recent New Stuff acquisitions to support their claim.
Investors seem to agree, "Even with the recent statistics, it's still acting like a PeachyKeen market" reported a specialist from PlanningTheWeek Inc. "Things could change quickly though", our source conceded, "if caffeine consumption doesn't increase dramatically over the next 15 minutes". An outside source reports that fresh caffeine sources have just been imported. Crisis averted.

In an unrelated issue, the sleep department has reported a sharp increase in wonky dreams, including two reports of lucid dreams in as many months. The department is unsure of the cause but "hope the trend continues".

Finally, sources indicate that the FirstPhotoGig project has finally completed. Reports of the final success of the project aren't expected until Thursday, but early indicators seem extremely positive.